perks of being my girlfriend
1) I will buy you hella cute lingerie
2) You are welcome to model said lingerie for me, preferably while sitting in my lap
3) I will bake you cookies and make you pizza and we can cuddle and watch netflix stuff
4) I’ll take you on boring dates like to farmer’s markets and farms and hiking but i will try to spice things up a bit and probably eat you out on a boulder in the forest so yeah
5) We can have cute sleepovers like every night and i will paint your nails and do your makeup and play with your hair and we will stay up late and talk about life and space and feminism and basically anything you want
6) When you’re on your period, I will take baths with you and take care of you and feed you chocolate and cuddle you if you cry and omg
7) I’ll text you funny selfies and songs that i want you to listen to and stuff that makes me think of you
8) I’ll play goofy games with you and take you shopping and take you to the movies and wine and dine you every single fucking night if that’s what you want
9) We can raise plants together and lots of puppies and kittens
10) Okay i’m really sad now and i want a girlfriend
